![]() If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring. It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!ĭear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer. Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day. Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles. I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going on! My road to success is always under construction. It’s like a gift to me from me.ĭon’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. ![]() I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.Īt night, I can’t sleep. I’m physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.Įvery time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Talking to myself because I am my own consultant. I am not single I’m just Romantically Challenged. I’m not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious. I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online! My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. ![]() The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror! Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis. Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Having one child makes you a parent Having two you are a referee.ĭid anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING? Please be patient I will get to you shortly. I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. ![]() It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up! My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work. ![]()
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